Shoes.

I now own a pair of these shoes.

They are mine. I went into T K Maxx for the very first time today and was having a look around and I saw them. And they were in my size. The only pair in the whole damn shop and they're in my size. And they are about 80% off. In my size. Only pair. Mine.

Mine.

If I could change my Facebook status to 'In a relationship with Irregular Choice' I would.

I love them. How on earth were they still on the shelf? The shop had been open for at least 5 hours before I spotted them. People of Lewisham - what were you thinking?

What fools these mortals be.